ex men.

 listen here trannies...

it's immoral to mutilate your body...

i'm dead ass serious.

if you thought that you woke up in the wrong body so much so that you want to chop your dick off and take it up the ass

it is better to blow your brains out then do such stupid treachery to the very will God has placed over your life.

you're fucking with the story of salvation...you're being stupid for satan...he doesn't care if you burn...he uses you to piss off the TRUE AND LIVING LOVING GOD WHO LITERALLY OWNS YOU.

would you go and slap your mama in the face for naming you?

you may want to yeyetunde toye oke...but would you literally do it?

Well if youre the tough guy who says yea...I got something for you here.

Jack and Jill

 I was working out one day.

I rode my bike up hill...shit was tiresome.

so...with the calories burned...I wrote this.

knock it off.

 is it real?

not a fleshly being in this house besides me...

so...according to the flesh no...according to the spirit...OH YES.

BUT...i teeter on the line of real and unreal to keep the righteousness of law between me and these knees...but i shudder when he speaks to me...if i wasn't so damn silly i'd just gon head and say it...but naw...I'mma keep you guessing...

today...i'm out...hair wrapped...ephesians ish...

I'm somebody's wife...this is my sacrifice...

Hebrews 13:16

Thank you God for this Body...all female...and pleased.

Decorum Barz

I have decided that I will lay the gunz down.

This is me saying that all future instances of slander OF ME will not be met with slander...it will be met with a physical hammer.

if you choose to test that last statement...be my guest.

I am running for president and i am quite the professional.

you peasants who are hellbent on hating to stop me from skating is getting quite tiresome...please choose a different angle...it's quite telling that the money you've accumulated to buy your vocabulary of hater-aide shade is quite cheap and played out.

come different, give ME something to hate on...try my JESUS.

i will totally google you if you do...try him...i PROMISE WITH HIM...YOU WILL NEVER LOSE. :-) 

CAMPAIGN FUNDRAISER

 TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET WHO CLICKED THROUGH KNOWING THEY WILL JUST END UP SOMEWHERE STILL OPERATED BY ME: CLARISSA MARIE WATTS.

i NEED YOUR VOICE, YOUR MOVEMENT AND YOUR PULL UP.

LET'S SHOW THESE IDIOTS HOW TO WIN AN ELECTION ON FAITH AND FEET.

SO...WHEN YOU PULL UP TO YOUR NEAREST POLLING PLACE NOVEMBER 2024...WRITE IN:

CLARISSA MARIE WATTS (NO SCANDAL, ALL TRUTH AND VERY STEALTH IN DEALING OUT THE REAL)

PROF. JONATHAN JACKSON (HE'S A BIT MORE POLISHED THEN ME :-)

MAKE SURE YOU SPELL IT CORRECTLY...YOU KNOW HOW THESE ASSHOLES DO.

LET'S MAKE HISTORY TOGETHER...i GOT YOU. 

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FREE HOT SPOT DISS IS BETTER DEN NETFLIX

 SO I WAS CHILLIN AT THE PARK.

AND I THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHIN...

YOU COMEDIANS OWE ME MONEY...LIKE BREAD!!!!!

YALL REALLY WENT IN...NOT KNOWING THE HALF...AFTER ALL THE FUCKING SPYING YOU DID...YOU STILL COULDN'T GET IT

AND DEN WHEN YOU SAW THAT YA SHIT WAS JUST SCUMMY AND BASED ON LIES...YOU COME THROUGH TO PLAY ME...AFTER GETTIN ALL DAT BREAD FROM NETFLIX TO DISS ME

I NEED MY CAP SQUAD ON THE FOLLOWING ASSES:

DAVE CHAPPELE 

DC YOUNGFLY

KAT WILLEMS

TIFANDIL HADEIFISH 

AND THIS NIGGA HERE.

Paisley Park Shark

 mmm...let me guess...you was wondering when Uncle Prince hopped on the ones and twos?

well,

remember that orange dress, that church fit, that wind and grind that made the niggas sweat?

Uncle Prince...produced it.

yes, he knew the ass-ets would get me in the lead...I was always sitting my fat ass down...he was like girl...show them what you got lil mama

so yea, Uncle Prince is totally with me...TOTALLY WITH ME...how many times did you rewind that church girl grind in purple...he rained me...tuh

if you still want more of the sauce from my ghost team set...Marilyn Monroe got some surprises that'll make a nigga's dreams get wet...get my lights back on!

you will see me...frfr