Decorum Barz

I have decided that I will lay the gunz down.

This is me saying that all future instances of slander OF ME will not be met with slander...it will be met with a physical hammer.

if you choose to test that last statement...be my guest.

I am running for president and i am quite the professional.

you peasants who are hellbent on hating to stop me from skating is getting quite tiresome...please choose a different angle...it's quite telling that the money you've accumulated to buy your vocabulary of hater-aide shade is quite cheap and played out.

come different, give ME something to hate on...try my JESUS.

i will totally google you if you do...try him...i PROMISE WITH HIM...YOU WILL NEVER LOSE. :-) 

CAMPAIGN FUNDRAISER

 TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET WHO CLICKED THROUGH KNOWING THEY WILL JUST END UP SOMEWHERE STILL OPERATED BY ME: CLARISSA MARIE WATTS.

i NEED YOUR VOICE, YOUR MOVEMENT AND YOUR PULL UP.

LET'S SHOW THESE IDIOTS HOW TO WIN AN ELECTION ON FAITH AND FEET.

SO...WHEN YOU PULL UP TO YOUR NEAREST POLLING PLACE NOVEMBER 2024...WRITE IN:

CLARISSA MARIE WATTS (NO SCANDAL, ALL TRUTH AND VERY STEALTH IN DEALING OUT THE REAL)

PROF. JONATHAN JACKSON (HE'S A BIT MORE POLISHED THEN ME :-)

MAKE SURE YOU SPELL IT CORRECTLY...YOU KNOW HOW THESE ASSHOLES DO.

LET'S MAKE HISTORY TOGETHER...i GOT YOU. 

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FREE HOT SPOT DISS IS BETTER DEN NETFLIX

 SO I WAS CHILLIN AT THE PARK.

AND I THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHIN...

YOU COMEDIANS OWE ME MONEY...LIKE BREAD!!!!!

YALL REALLY WENT IN...NOT KNOWING THE HALF...AFTER ALL THE FUCKING SPYING YOU DID...YOU STILL COULDN'T GET IT

AND DEN WHEN YOU SAW THAT YA SHIT WAS JUST SCUMMY AND BASED ON LIES...YOU COME THROUGH TO PLAY ME...AFTER GETTIN ALL DAT BREAD FROM NETFLIX TO DISS ME

I NEED MY CAP SQUAD ON THE FOLLOWING ASSES:

DAVE CHAPPELE 

DC YOUNGFLY

KAT WILLEMS

TIFANDIL HADEIFISH 

AND THIS NIGGA HERE.

Paisley Park Shark

 mmm...let me guess...you was wondering when Uncle Prince hopped on the ones and twos?

well,

remember that orange dress, that church fit, that wind and grind that made the niggas sweat?

Uncle Prince...produced it.

yes, he knew the ass-ets would get me in the lead...I was always sitting my fat ass down...he was like girl...show them what you got lil mama

so yea, Uncle Prince is totally with me...TOTALLY WITH ME...how many times did you rewind that church girl grind in purple...he rained me...tuh

if you still want more of the sauce from my ghost team set...Marilyn Monroe got some surprises that'll make a nigga's dreams get wet...get my lights back on!

you will see me...frfr

I need a man to open this can

 yea you heard me,

I need a man to open this can

I got a can of tuna.

no can opener.

help.

help-eth.

if you got sum better...like dinner reservations at nobu or mr. chow...den I'll be ok wit it...dis me callin yo phone Mr. Raymond...pick up nigga.

thanks.

3

I need eyes...good eyes to seek out my prize

 the eye...is closing in.

the eye doesn't like that i won't let him win

the eye is thinking that i'm just too resilient

the eye wants me to surrender ...and I can't

if you are here...the time is now to save me

you'll be my prince charming...you'll be my main thing

I'm a good cook...i have several new ways to cook beans

i'm holy yet naughty...i'm very enticing to those who visit me.

this is me...tryna seduce you...are you faded?

this may not be my best work...but who's judging?...JADEN?

well if you are...whoops...that's me gamin. 3

Giants don't come in Size Small

 I was wondering if there were a real way to say this...

I'm very aware...I'm very here.

Yes,

me...CHRIST.

so,

let's talk...THE LADY....clarissa marie. QUEEN 3.

belongs to me.

She's not a cheap lay.

she's not a girl you can abuse and toy with.

She's a beautiful woman, adorned in love, and blessed by immense favor.

she gives love...great deep love...and it is by design.

if you have been in her bed...in her head...and chose to rape her with no gifts, no movement, no love, not even any money to pay her bills...how do you think her KING will feel?

...trust me...things are happening...the LADY belongs to me...see, wavy.

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I ain't ashamed...I KNOW YOUR NAME.

 and you know mine.

if you want to hear it in good spirits...come correct.

if you want some time on my mind...move thy feet in respect

how them 911 barz do stewart, whoregan?

i'm know you watchin, wishin...you could...but you can't...dats why i'm dissin cuz yo ass shoulda stayed in ya own kitchen

now look,

you done proved that black lives don't matter to you.

you proved that your jealousy would make you kill a bitch with ya karen snitching barz.

now how would you have felt if i got #georgefloyd on me cuz you callin the cops with lies cuz you in my shit hella pissed you can't move like i move?

shit fuckin out of control foo bitch...now...i gotta nigga i need to see about some cents.

In the pocket barz

 According to zoom...no one cares.

According to GOOGLE...no one sees me there.

ACCORDING TO BLOGGER.COM...each blog gets only 5 views.

According to the internet...I'm just not that viral or viewed.

however,

ACCORDING TO LINDA BUTLER NOSEY ASS...I'M TOO STUPID.

ACCORDING TO BERNARD AND DEDE...I'M CRAZY.

ACCORDING TO MORGAN STEWART...i'm too dangerous.

ACCORDING TO CALVIN YOUNG...i'm too reserved and won't accept his dick advances.

yall see what i did there?...fuck you....pay me.

Killers R Us.

 run dat shit bitch...killers r us.

move dat shit nigga...killers r us.

take dat heat nigga...killers r us.

get wet nigga...killers r us.

dis me keepin it plain...fuck you need a rhyme?

you know how we comin...a yo bey...shake sum

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Foreign Carz vs Foreign Barz

 look at me all giggity for da queen.

look at me talkin all sweet to da queen.

look at me bout to crush a fucking idiot's head for da queen.

look at me bout to make a fucking idiot see red for da queen.

look at me bout fuck shit up for da queen.

you mf's think i won't choke no slore till the vocal chords in her throat won't work no more?!...for da queen.

Dis me pullin up...on me.

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molly wop biscuit

 so i got a homeboy...he violent.

i remember when i met his ass in jr high...nigga was my type.

he told me stories about his childhood how his parents just didn't give a fuck

and he really was so sweet to my heart...we shared rage...like big rage

i had that boy on me while i was at an opera in chicago...i had my disc man on.

i went to the field trip to get out of school...but him...i had him in my ear the whole time.

marshall...remember dat...mathers?

you was with me...when my dad was beating tf outta me...lp

boy...you have my heart...you saw my rage...that some true love...i never let get away.

Love, 

Queen 3

Excellent Fore Play

 Simply,

I'm just the girl who loves to hear a good word.

A good word...moves me to focus.

A naughty word...leads me to hocus pocus.

Either way, if you bring it...Imma sing it.

If youre here man...the daughter of man can.

I do wtf I want...and I want you...to do wtf I want.

it's my bible...my Deddy ain't lookin :-)

understand...keep it on a hush...dis my prophecy...just fall in line...I'm powerful like dat...come see here.

Barz.

 coconut oil.

candle light...mahogany teakwood scented.

smooth ink...gansta paper

a hot wordsmith...and a smoldering man

if you still don't get it.

let's see if you will get this...

of course this for you...we don't need everybody in our business...once the teeth are secured...a few months hiatus will be the prescription...i need a dresser to undress me and dress me...you know for health reasons...here at the millennial watts media company, inc...we will be out on research.

Mr. Stone Cold

 The day I encountered the attitude era...I was in my house watching for the lottery numbers on WGN...pick 3...pick foh

I was tryna get back to the WWF Smackdown so i can join in on the conversations wit my frenz and nem...I wasn't talkin bout no jabroni

I was sayin...I'm gon kick yo ass...plain...just like dat bad ass steve austin

beer can in hand...bald head goatee flex...boy, youre quite the sexy rough red neck

and den..and den...I got married.

Yo ass know you too old for me...I will twerk yo ass into a cemetary...please move slow and settle for being my uncle...you can still get a hug...witcho thirsty ass... iwonttell

Love,

Niece Queen 3 on ya Deddy Side.

Oh it's happening...

 Driving...lakefront breeze...lakeshore drive...that's where my man steadies the speed.

I have a real wish...that each surprise I hide...will welcome my man to a specific chitown lady love...he will be happy to experience this drive by

I definitely shoot em up...chicago girl style

I'm gon definitely molly wop the shake...only if you stay a while...

are you bussin?

can you believe...this shit really not for the foo

come through and get this harolds chicken mild sauce fried hard with some lemon pepper...baby...I got you.

oan: chicago southland unpopular opinion...aurelio's way better den giordano's ...real shit pimpin.

Cool Moe Dee Barz.

 Sure enough...He was more than rough...he was tough.

I'm like coolin...you knowin...moppin the floor however...he was lookin for more

so we here...vibin...neo soul flex...manifesting the sex.

you know buddha christian shit

what i see...I never saw...what I want...its what he has in them drawls

damn, is this me...shedding the thug misses exterior and melting from his fine exterior?

TOTALLY!

LET'S BE CLEAR SIR. i'M WILLIN...I FUCKIN ACCEPT...WHY...cuz you are quite the flex.

I mean...muscle arm barz...check

I mean...cutie and smoldering hot...check

I mean...a respect for my religion barz...and love from the heart?

CHECK, CHECK, CHECK...I'M DEFINITELY HERE FOR YA FUTURE...IT'S BEEN PROPHESIED...let's see how you rock...i'll carry it on the ring finger...YES.

yes.

yes.

and more yes...now consult my KING...i'm ready to be kept.

3

When I was watchin this flick

 so...

I was in the crib.

scratchin my pits...

I came across some huff shit...I watched it...

it wasn't as huff as I thought...

Bruh...

i literally love your sexy barz.

I'm being an asshole right now because...your appeal makes me nervous so when you come around I like to beat you up first so i can know that its real...but if you like press up on me...i won't stop you.

if you reading this...then you know what this for...your dick.

there, i said it.

now let's get to know each other...see you tonight.

If There Should Ever Be A reason...Part 2

 Listen here game of thrones makers...find a way to get me HBO MAX without asking for my credit card number...I am broketh.

I will watch whatever the fuck you advertising on my twitter feed...I am intrigued.

I do like GRRM...as a uncle thrice removed...so if its some love within the latest prequel of GoT yall been teasin...i won't be seeing it until it hits the shelves of flossmoor library.

I am currently utilizing my library card for things that will give me access to the world.

so,

please, stop teasing me...its saddeth...I wanna see but I can't-eth.

:-(

iSSUING AGREEMENTS.

 five oh...

Let's say I agree to your silent terms.

wtf will that look like?

I will go about this world...ignored...being so great and fine.

never receiving a personal touch of love for giving such great love?

damn...put yourself in that position.

You did the training...You made the oath...and you did the work

and you walk the streets in your uniform...and a bum spits in your face, trip you and than run off with speed of flash while everyone is watching and posting to worldstar...wtf would you do?

Whatever that answer is...

Imagine how the fuck I feel.

get to it...get to it...and get me my JUSTICE PRONTO...i LITERALLY WANNA JUMP ON SOME DICK!!! FUCK.

If I ruled the world...

 I'd free my children.

Children...do what the King tells you.

My team has been informed of what must happen to ensure your future allows you free access to his grace and glory through the knowledge of the Holy Bible and its true contents without it being interpreted by the self righteous and judgmental.

You have a right to live in your purpose without being trapped in a box by those who have given their souls for money and status.

Your glory will be evident in the way the My KING uses you.

Take Queen 3 for an example:

She's been robbed

Lied on

Cheated

Talked about

Mistreated...BUT STILL SHE BEATS ASS FOR HER KING.

CHILDREN, WHO'S BETTER QUEEN 3 OR GHETTO ASS BEY?

lOVE,

qUEEN 3 AND NEM

If You Got Some Idea of How I'm Coming...You don't

 I am very aware that my spinning have you spint

Purpose...I gotta move how the snakes do...this the world i was raised in.

I too nice wit it for a reason.

Let's talk OPRAH.

No I don't want your fuckin talk show hand in marriage...You deep voiced ass really missed your chance comin to my DMs to get lit off some info and still did the foo.

See, you tripped slipped in my business and got yo ass whipped.

I would fight you but the way Gayla King set up and that overbite...I'mma leave her ass for my niggas to beat up...I want no parts.

You bitches was so weak to be the ones to tear down Michael Jackson and you really didn't need to exploit R. Kelly any further...he deserves jail time...but you bitches are really not helping the Black Community with your exclusive insights on tearing down the image of our Black Men.

You have done your duty...You sucked enough dick for your status...

its a new girl in town that the world loves.

The unapologetically educated suburb living hood Queen 3.

Youre not even that interesting...like really...please tell me how stedman like that pussy?

I just wanna know if you freak...

for my niggas to see sum...I got a man and shit...I'm just tryna be a good sister. 

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Impatient...but waiting.

 this is the 50 eleven morning that I wake up alone...in this house...no phone calls...no letters...no visits...just 2d engagements of the lovely kind

Based on how shit is moving...2d for me is real as fuck.

so...

I'm waiting...patiently...for the 3d to catch up to me...

This is still the olden days...really.

just new words...new terms...

how impossible it was to break away from the bonds of lies telling me I had to buy freedom of mind...

thousands upon thousands of dollars for an education that would give me access to work in some shit I didn't want to do...THAT'S FUCKING MENTAL SLAVERY...

in this skin...no legacy of note behind my name and existance...no monetary inheritance...no one to stick up for me...no boots to grab some straps...

I'm supposed to be happy with the 12 years of school that only affords me the opportunity to work my way up from sweeping, to cash keeping, to managing, to managing stress...to retirement...managing debt...FUCK DAT SHIT!!!!

VOTE FOR ME...WE GON END ALL THE BULLSHIT.

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Know Thy Place

 if there was a time to shut the fuck up Yolanda Adams...it would be now.

According to the scriptures...women ain't even supposed to be talkin in the church...especially when the man of great faith and honor are present

So you gospel ladies got a problem with my abrasive blog?

See, I am living within a technicality...I ain't saying shit (technically)...I'm typing.

Now...I see you aren't being quite sisterly coming for me on things you've assumed, things you don't know and now you're caught with your panties down.

Please...enter your own blog...confess thy sins and see who tf comes and rescue you from harsh judgments and falsehoods.

YO!

Lond

UH

...i'M TALKIN TO YO TALL LANKY UGLY ASS...BITCH, GRAB A BALL AND JOIN THE WNBA...FUCK YOU AND THEM SONGS.

lOVE,

qUEEN 3.

Garbage Pail Kids.

 Listen up kids...

Queen 3 is a grown ass woman.

if you done learned anything by now...is...Queen 3 does what tf she wants...I'm grown.

I went to school...as you should.

I went to college...you should consider it but once i'm in Office...You can utilize the 12 years of education to gain adequate sufficient employment

I got married to the idiot who got me pregnant...that was responsible and irresponsible...let's talk about it.

Sex should come between a penis holder and vagina holder after you've learned of who you are first.

I didn't know who I was...thus, I didn't know what I deserved.

I allowed the beauty of who I am be darkened by the soulless monsters who took advantage of my being naieve (i've tried to spell this one...ta-nehisi coates...gone head and flex...I missed one) and unprotected because I wasn't taught the spirituality of sex.

Sex is a gift from God.

Sex is purposeful...Sex is Powerful...Sex is not something to abuse.

the intentions of sex is to make love

making love creates more love thus a loving human.

I knew the logistics...my female parts can produce a baby from a male part...but it is more than that.

You soul tie yourself when you merge your body with another...if it is love that youre making.

Thoughts become Prophecy when acted upon...if sex is used as a way to demean, hurt or satiate an evil desire...then that sex under those thoughts will produce more of the evil demented hurt that creates  wicked idiots devoid of heart.

I didn't know that when I began consenting to sex because it felt good at the time...but I felt like trash after...I was empty...and I thought that sex would fill that void.

I was taught to be a virgin...yet...no one taught the boys to honor the girl and her gift of virginity which when broken...she attaches her loyalty.

if that loyalty is betrayed...she'll become the bitch you wish you never hurt.

Fuck you bitch ass Sr.

I literally have a Man...You literally can have those kids...Lil Brent...read dat bible and we will be united.

In the meantime...ride out my shit nigga.

if you come through that garage...we both gon pretend i never wrote this...keep it cordial and imma keep it cute...dee end.

I'm a blogger, human, corporation, female, republican and AMERICAN.

 That means something Right?

If you debunk that fact...then youre the problem...not me

I own my labels...just like you sodomy cappers with the "pride".

I get to be what and who I want...i haven't murdered anyone.

I've given great credit to all the well known names within my publications.

I've made good on my commitments as you asshats have infiltrated my spirit to get in my blog because you know I'm trying to be a pure thinker by turning off the noise that is social media and television to ensure that my authenticity is evident in all that i do and write.

because haters gon hate and say its photoshopped

haters gon hate and say its a copy and paste situation

haters gon hate and say that i fucked them when I didn't

haters gon hate and call the police when they claim they don't know me nor my blog

so to keep with my purpose...i turn off the noise and write in my purpose...you here...mad asf...you ain't goin nowhere tho...PURPOSE.

love,

Queen 3

now vote for me!

Music Selections

 You know how when you watch the country music channel and all you see is white people?

well, when you come to the Clarissa Marie Millennial Watts channel...all you gon hear is black people.

That is how shit work in America...I don't hate that fact...I just get with the program.

if you desire to hear some versatility in what you spy when you in mine...

mind your business and turn on your own radio...start there.

Love, 

Queen 3

Machintosh

 the blue in my computer keep sayin they gon send me a letter of confession, apology and my things.

they ain't did shit but send a snake to my door thinkin he was gon kill me for them so they can rid themselves of me through him

He LOVES ME, AS I DO HIM...i'm christian...and he needs saving.

I will always try to save his soul...and he will always hope to receive my love again...cuz i'm the girl who's truly good...

I just call you out on your shit...and yall don't like dat.

I don't particularly like matcha tea...but its good for me...so I still drink it.

you see what i did there?

be smart.

Love, Queen 3

It's an example worth noting.

 I'm Republican.

Why?

Cuz I can rest my Christian Stance on my Plan and Goals without the fucking sodomy capping that these Democrats have committed to, to expand their base.

I'm Republican.

Why?

Cuz I do believe in business, I believe in being self sufficient, I believe we as a people have the where withal to lift ourselves up and be a country moving together in real sisterhood and brotherhood contributing to one another in our own purpose without the government interfering and mucking it up with their abortion tales and booty hole digging preventing new dreamers coming into the world the way God intended.

If you got a problem with it.

ok and?

I'm still the Queen and I respect the Man.

You lesbians could never. 

3

Let's be honest, I'm really a woman who desires to be loved, adorned and respected.

I ain't got no problem with baring children, raising them up and being the help mate...its a natural desire that I have...cuz I'm obedient to my DEDDY...and that is his WILL!!!

I'm Queen cuz you simple minded bitches done forgot your place and I'm here to remind you of it. 

if you so man, take dat knockout like one...I'm alright with a booty rub and shutting the fuck up. 

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Jasmine Jackson Is NOT MY FRIEND.

 i KNOW YOUR NOSEY ASS IS HERE.

I JUST WANTED TO KEEP THAT SHIT CLEAR.

IF YOU GET YO ASS BEAT...THIS IS THE CLEARANCE FOR IT TO TOTALLY HAPPEN.

BITCH, YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY.

EXTREMELY...AND THIS IS ME BEING A TRUTHER.

OL OBLONG LOOKIN BITCH.

PLEASE GO GET SOME GOLD BOND FOR THAT STINKY FEET OF YOURS...REAL SHIT.

Order In The Courts.

 This is the sign.

Hi,

My name is Clarissa Marie Watts. 

You may know me As...

Several things.

You have taken all that I have told you...twisted your mind to make it your own reason to attack me...and now you stand exposed and wicked.

Now, what do you think of me?

I got my own ghosts and I got my own King...call me on the line when you feelin guilty...when its all over please get up and go to hell...thank you.

Oprah Winfrey.

You got a lot of fucking nerve being a treacherous bitch

your tired ass swear you on...you are not.

you've been orchestrating a lot of bullshit behind the scenes to be the first to get a good story...get the first interview...to get the muted to open up...now look bitch...you missed one.

You really ain't that real

ok, youre fat...i'mma give you dat...I like bread too.

but youre transparent...

youre drunk off your black girl ego...

you the only one they let in the gate without poppin pussy all over the television...you were the black girl they gave the token...and you failed me.

you failed...you let Ann Coulter best your dumb ass...what an idiot.

Republicans...scalp her...she is definitely a sodomy capper and abortionist...she don't belong on television. 3

Guilty Parties.

 I am quite shocked and appalled.

There is a major discrepancy in how I've been perceiving the law.

I thought it represented justice, fairness and the oneness of humanity...

naw...it just has this force field of lies hidden behind words on paper...repeated by people who paid a trillion dollars to go to law school 

that trillion dollars they paid is just them buying the network, the degree and the suit...meanwhile...it don't apply to them to follow it...

you mean to tell me...these trillionaires, billionaires and millionaires are so innocent?

they ain't never stuck their dick in something they shouldn't have?

they ain't never lied or paid someone off because they've been caught?

they ain't never drank the blood of innocent humans to keep their old decrepit bodies still youthful and young?

so when they say...nuh uh...i didn't do it...they get the belief.

when i say...I had cancer, i've been abused, i'm fully loving the Christ who saved me...we hear, put her up! she's a liar! fuck her! she's psycho...what she write this time?

You are the problem...you.

Wine Makers.

 I have had a night of passion.

it was recent.

quite recent.

I had a moan...I had a groan

and then I'm like...this shit ain't REAL!!!!

FUCK IS YALL PROBLEM?

YOU LIVIN AND WILLIN 

TO GET BORED...READ MY SHIT

HIT MY SPIRIT WITH LIES AND EXPECT ME TO RUN DAT DISS

SO YOU CAN GET RICH OFF MY INVISIBLE HITS.

I need some real ass hugs my niggas.

real shit.

send forth the shit you said you was gon send when you contacted my fucking brain.

fuck!

Minimum Wage Scare.

 I opened up the envelope.

it has my salvation.

the desires of this world depends on its contents.

kids to feed and clothe

lights to keep on

water to brew

some humanity in my nail design...it all comes with a price that i've given up hours away from my children to accrue.

30 hours...8.25 per

i open the envelope...just enough cents to buy me a pink oil lotion perm...fuck.

life shouldn't be this hard.

life shouldn't be this difficult.

i know that hours given is time lost from what truly matters.

i spent precious time away from my kids...working aimlessly hours on end...to get funds that aren't enough to spend

what is the meaning of this?

Trillionaires, billionaires...millionaires...talk about it...let's see if you care.

I'm a mother. and that is the bottom line.